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some pictures of Country Junction [Oct. 3rd, 2006|11:17 pm]
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here are some pictures i've accumulated from the country junction burning...

very sad.  i'm glad the halloween thing is at least still gonna be open.  :-\
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RIP country junction [Oct. 3rd, 2006|10:19 pm]
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[mood |sadsad]
[music |imogen heap]


my dad said he could see the fire from our house, 3 miles away. what's the saddest is that there were animals inside...however the petting zoo animals all got out alive, except for a llama. and llamas are the coolest. what a sad day. =(=(

apparently it's over $1 BILLION in damages.

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mwahahaha [Feb. 8th, 2006|01:41 pm]
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[mood |sicksick]
[music |goldfinger | don't say goodbye]

Mattel recently announced the release of Limited-Edition Lehigh County dolls for the
Pennsylvania market:

Parkland Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Macy*s in the Lehigh Valley Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired dog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.

Easton Barbie: This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary
education. Traffic-jamming cell phone included, headset sold separately.

Bethlehem Barbie: This recently paroled former "Porn Actress" Barbie comes with a 9mm
handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a methlab kit. This model is
only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills.
Unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Emmaus Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2.
Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card, and country club membership. Also available for
this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Nazareth Barbie: This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a
Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired! Ken's ass when she is
drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely

Macungie Barbie: This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print bikini
outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the McMansion. Percocet
prescription available.

Palmerton Barbie: This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled
sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Fontana Barbie's
house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through
halter top. Also available with a mobile home.

Lehighton Barbie: This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless
feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her
"! Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but you if purchase two Lehighton Barbie's and
the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.

Allentown Barbie: This Spanish-speaking-only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three baby Barbies in the back seat, but no car seats. The optional Ken doll comes with a paint-bucket lunch pail and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are
not available for Allentown Barbie or Ken.
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(no subject) [Dec. 15th, 2005|01:34 pm]
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[mood |happyhappy]

let it snow let it snow let it snow
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snow in ptown [Dec. 4th, 2005|01:47 pm]
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[mood |annoyedannoyed]

ya gotta love how ptown totally cleans the roads lol
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dearest country harvest [Nov. 11th, 2005|12:29 pm]
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[mood |annoyedannoyed]

people if you have cash or check GO IN THE DAMN LINE SPECIFIED FOR THAT.. so i had to waste my fucking break for you stupid stupid people

i wanted to get glamour, 2 lunchables, and water. put the water back and set down somewhere the magizine and lunchables. stupid fregin ppl 2 lines on a fregin holiday what are you fregin NUTS.

i spend a lot of money there but right now there not gettin a penny from ME.

wouldnt you know the lady on the check/cash she just turned off the light and walked away. and NO one got on another line...
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another lovely day in ptown [Oct. 16th, 2005|10:57 pm]
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[mood |tummy ache]

anyone ruchin town on halloween and scaring little kids?

im not sure what to be for halloween. costumes are too exensive.

and yes i checked at the big ol country junction.


was the parade dumb? if anyone went. someone scared my 2 1/2 yr old nephew running towards him in a mask and chain saw.

oh the stupid ppl.. they should stop breeding.
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(no subject) [Oct. 7th, 2005|05:10 pm]
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[mood |bitchybitchy]

full time jobs? does anyone know any in this area - let me know

besides pencor related.. thanks!
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(no subject) [Sep. 3rd, 2005|02:17 am]
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[mood |tiredtired]

yay the palmerton community fair is coming up..

i still call it hospital festival

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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2005|05:46 pm]
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a palmerton community?
whats next.. a myspace palmerton group, hm?
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